Driving Test for the over 70s.

[Scunner]

Yeah, maybe they just cause them...

[kevin3]

Did you get too many pairs of socks Scun.??           

[peter16]

No Kevin3, it sounds like too many tight fitting underpants   

[KKOB]

Or maybe they aren't involved in as many accidents as they cause

Yeah, I've seen loads of accidents in my rearview mirror.  

[davybill]

I suupose old gits get blamed for the accidents, because then young,ns, speed off.
and they,   are left to take the blame,

[KKOB]

What, as in a big boy done it and ran away ?

[Colwyn]

It is well known that most of the world's accidents, wars, epidemics, pestilences, and other assorted malevolences are caused by middle-aged men. The peak being 49 years old: a very dangerous age for a male. How old was Hitler when he invaded Prague and triggered World War Two? 49!

[kevin3]

  My uncle Albert was 108 when he invaded the Chemist's and nicked a box of Viagra, dirty ol' git. He probably had a few "accident's".   

[Colwyn]

But how old was Stalin when he launched the Purges in the Soviet Union and installed his Terror? 49! And Mao Zedong when he became Chairman of the Central Politburo of the Chinese Communist Party? 49!

[Colwyn]

Erdogan's age when he took over as Prime Minister of Turkey? Go on, guess!