Balls to Chocolate

[Colwyn]

I was a little surprised to received an email telling me to say this in March. I was even more surprised to find it came from the British Heart Foundation. Well I say! How vulgar!! So make a note in your diary; March is DeChox month.

[KKOB]

Seems like someone forgot to check the calendar, as Easter Sunday falls on the 27th of March.

That'll go down like a lead balloon.