pearls of wisdom

[mary62]

There are a few pearls of wisdom that are worth sharing. ....here's mine

1) As i've grown older i have found that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pis*ing everyone off is a piece of cake.

2)Stressed is desserts pelled backwards

3)After all the eating and drinking i have done on this holiday, my flip-flops still fit.

And lastly,

4)The best friendships are built on a solid foundation.....of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people.

Anyone else got some pearls they would like to share

[Stuart T]

1) Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

2) My knees are better weather forecasters than any tv weather person.

3) When I begin to look like my passport photograph I know I really need a holiday.

4) If you lend someone £20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

5) I was told that swimming would be a good way of getting in shape. Whales swim. I'm now that shape.

[pops]

The world is a better place after 10 minutes popping Bubble wrap

[Colwyn]

I wondered why you chose that forum name.

[mary62]

Never cry over spilled milk, it could be worse......it could be beer

[mary62]

If your man says he will fix something, he will...............There is NO NEED to remind him EVERY 6 MONTHS!!!