Elf & Safety has beans

[kevin3]

  Heinz Beans recently started to display a TV commercial which showed people tapping out tunes on bean

  tins. The Health and Safety Commissars have decided that spinning tin cans could cause injury so Heinz have

  been forced to withdraw the advertisement. So tonight the world is a safer place, sleep easy fo0lks.         

                                     

[marina]

Unfortunately, nothing surprises me anymore  :

Sad really 

[Lotty]

We used to make phones out of them wth 2 empty cans and a length of string in the olden days pfft!

[kevin3]

   Our lines may have crossed at some time Lotty.     

[KKOB]

Careful Lotty. He's stringing you along.  

[Lotty]

Faint echo hear?

[KKOB]

You need to pull the string tighter.