I cant really think of a meal that bad.But my claim to fame is I have been (barred for farting),I cleared a bar at a very posh hotel in manchester,everyone left exept a poor disabled women in a wheelchair who was gagging, and they had to open the fire escape doors for fresh air.As I and the the woman was the only ones left i had to own up to it.
I was told in no uncertain terms to leave and never return.