Author Topic: Men Looking For Things (Read 2411 times)

Scunner · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2009, 16:17:50 PM »

Why do you think it needed putting away in the first place? It was where it was because we knew where to find it.

Bloody women, put things "away" in ridiculous places. Sit down to watch TV and where is the remote? On top of the telly, so you have to get up anyway. Leave our things alone wimmin!

Scunner · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2009, 16:21:19 PM »

And they don't make it any easier when you ask where they put something. "Where is it" - "In the cupboard in the kitchen" - [narrows it down to only looking in 12 cupboards] - "Which cupboard in the kitchen?" - "the one near the cooker" [narrows it down to only looking in 6 cupboards].

Women eh, they complain about the time us men take up, but they hide all our wordly goods then drip feed us clues on how to find them

Highlander · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2009, 17:13:59 PM »

Question in a Primary School Quiz "Where would you find a lanyard".

Little Johnie, aged 8, answered "Where you left it".

Priceless:D

Highlander · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2009, 20:36:52 PM »

When we were first married, Mrs H was for ever complaining that I couldn't find a certain something.

I always thought that was a bit harsh, because I didn't know what I was looking for

joan · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:25:00 AM »

Hey bet none of you have difficulty finding the alcohol no drip feeding needed there:D

Scunner · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:15:34 AM »

That's because we help by putting it safely away in the first place

Colwyn · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:12:03 AM »

"Hey Dad, where is the Ukraine?".

"Ask your mother, she puts everything away in this house".

Highlander · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2009, 13:02:07 PM »

Why is it that when Mrs H loses something it's always my fault. Without fail, she asks indignantly " What have you done with such and such" OR "Where have you put such and such"

I am always tempted to retort "How the hell could I have done anything with "it" or put "it" somewhere when I didn't know where it was in the first place, you stupid woman"

But I know my station in life.

loz · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2009, 14:19:08 PM »

"where's my socks"?

BIG CLUE "sock Drawer"?

and you wonder why....:

tinkerman · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2009, 14:44:13 PM »

That'll be the socks I just took out the sock drawer to put on after my shower then:D

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