Author Topic: fatal statement (Read 1413 times)

ted molloy · « **on:** March 27, 2009, 00:14:03 AM »

I often wonder if all you guys on CBF ever experience what I term as the fatal statement, you are sitting at home with your dear wife and then out of the blue she comes out with the fatal statement " i've been thinking" this makes me cringe as i know that she has some scheme brewing like shifting furniture around to create more space not thinking that to create more space you have to get rid of the bloody stuff ,and the move is not restricted to one room but every room in the house.Next "lets join the Gym" to get fit why the hell do I want to go to the Gym i do not want to look like a brick sh*t house at my age,and many other pointless ideas to keep me on edge i think.
Is it just me ? [

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KKOB · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:52:42 AM »

No mate it's not just you. I always knew there was trouble about to pop when my Mum said "It's nothing to do with me but.........."

kanga · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:38:52 AM »

or if your doing something on the house and she says "I'm not having a go at you but....... "

BlackAdder · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:34:22 AM »

Or the line "I think we should move the shed" where the word "we" means "you, while I go shopping"

heather07 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2009, 17:32:48 PM »

Suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I say to my husband
"we should buy plants for the garden"
he says
"I do the garden you never go near it"[xx(] $:-\$

laffa · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2009, 19:35:22 PM »

True, If we're in at night and I get bored , I say I think i'll shoot to the asda i've forgot to get, whatever,by time he answers the coats on anyway, and as I get to the door I always shout back, do us a favour,can you,.........do this or that while i'm out, and the unfailing response is "your a case you",

heather07 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2009, 21:17:44 PM »

I get the dishes done but it is usually preceded with "get me beer darling"

I took hubby and kids to the kitchen one day and introduced them to the washing machine. "pleased to meet you" they say as they turn and run.

Gorgeous_bird · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2009, 22:31:35 PM »

whenever Nick says I've been thinking it normally involves the spending of money!

GordonA · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2009, 15:21:31 PM »

It's a bugger when you have both spent hours shopping, then upon arriving home, your beloved says,'I've just realised-------',

Gordy.

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puma · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2009, 18:57:53 PM »

hey love i was just thinking
rob makes a runner for the door

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