Author Topic: tv adverts (Read 2480 times)

STEVErx · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2009, 21:17:44 PM »

$:-\$ ban the two clowns from that 118 118 thing:-\

puma · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2009, 21:25:48 PM »

the kids with the eyebrows ,weird i watch fascinated,don't know whether to love it or hate it

geordieboy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2009, 10:57:18 AM »

The adverts that get up my hairy nostrils are the ones promoting all the
useless crap that women chuck on their faces in the mistaken belief that it turns them back into princesses

,the product normally has a highly scientific sounding formulae,tested on 219 women,who probably works for the firm producing the muck.
Its been proven that none of these products work,keep your money in your purse ladies and accept old age gracefully.

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geordieboy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2009, 11:29:44 AM »

Actually,after reading this thread its quite apparent the adverts do cause a great deal of stress and frustration,so I might patent something I've been working on for a while.
Basically its a bit of kit that goes in a scart connector on the back of your tv and detects the start of the adverts and cuts them out,you then have the option,via the programmable hard drive on the AD {advert detector},of watching something decent for 2 or 3 mins,eg,Kim Bassinger doing her yoga exercises,to a tasteful music track.
Obviously you can record any clips you want,Leeds trying to play football,east enders:(,etc.
If any members wish to invest in this money making venture please send me your bank account no and the amount you wish to invest,no time wasters please.

Scunner · « **Reply #14 on:** April 06, 2009, 11:59:57 AM »

I can't stand that Vauxhall advert with the American car salesman talking American babble. How that will make people want to buy an Astra is beyond me.

pookie · « **Reply #15 on:** April 06, 2009, 12:16:07 PM »

how about the windows BOGOF - I could shove the guy through one of his flipping windows

NIGCOUSKAZ · « **Reply #16 on:** April 06, 2009, 12:39:09 PM »

or the little boy who "Wants to go to Paul's to do a ***" Goodness know's what he wants to take his ruck-sack for.. how far is Paul's?

heather07 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 06, 2009, 13:00:22 PM »

The furniture shop in Scone. That makes me cringe $:-\$

Scunner · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2009, 13:01:14 PM »

I'm not sure too many CBF members will have seen that one Heather

lance · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2009, 14:24:38 PM »

If i was pauls mum i would tell him to go use his own toilet yer little git ,and yes yer buy one and get free yer buy one i say yer buy one and get one free just waiting for door or window to hit him great.

Author Topic: tv adverts (Read 2480 times)

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