Author Topic: Damned Cheek (Read 1547 times)

Colwyn · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2009, 10:56:14 AM »

This morning Hilary was listening to The Archers (she is an addict). Walking past I overheard Linda Snell trying to blag herself a pile of topsoil. Its catching. It will be a crimewave soon. Watch out you could become loamless, or suffer clay deficit, and be asking "earthenwhere?" and blaming the dirty, muddy soil bandits.

mike A · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2009, 11:12:41 AM »

I would turf the sods out.

kanga · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2009, 14:53:33 PM »

someones a grass here
kanga

Highlander · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2009, 18:56:51 PM »

Forive me Colwyn, but why are you parking on grass ?

Colwyn · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2009, 19:48:00 PM »

quote:
Originally posted by Highlander

Forive me Colwyn, but why are you parking on grass ?

Because I am an honest citizen and smoking it is illegal.

Anyway I am not parking on grass yet since, due to certain medical irregularities, I have not been able to prepare the seedbed. But it will happen soon. And then I shall sow seeds. And then the grass shall grow. And then I shall park my car upon it. And then the heavenly host shall gather around me and transport my person to a better place ... and then I won't need a bloody parking spot at all.

kevin3 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2009, 20:21:46 PM »

And then,on the seventh day the neighbours dogs shall shat on it.

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