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This Scottish bloke......
« on: June 19, 2018, 10:06:32 AM »

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada and after a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall...

He asks the barman, "What the f#ck is that?"

The barman says, "It's a moose."

The Scottish chap says, "F#ck me! How big are the cats?"

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