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A man from Miami Beach....
« on: July 06, 2018, 12:34:17 PM »
A man from Miami Beach travels to the Middle East and finds camels so fascinating that he decides to buy one and bring it back home with him.
For the next month, he rides the camel all over the city. The next day when goes to get the camel, he finds that it is has been stolen.

He goes to the police department to report it stolen. The desk sergeant asks him to describe the camel.

He says incredulously, "What do you mean, describe the camel? It looks like a camel!"

The sergeant then asks if the camel is male or female.

The man replies, "How should I know? Do I look like a camel expert?"

He pauses a moment, then says, "Wait, I'm sure that it's a male."

The sergeant wonders, "How can you suddenly be so sure?"

The man declares, "Well, everywhere I rode him, I heard people say, 'Hey look at the dick on that camel'"

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