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At a party, a stud is asked....
« on: July 16, 2018, 10:28:05 AM »
At a party, a stud is asked how he can keep up with the girls that constantly text him.

He responds, "I named all of the girls I've dated after movies in my phone. That way, it's like a code, telling me which ones I can talk to and which ones I need to avoid."

"That's fantastic!" his friend replied, before pointing to a girl nearby. "What did you name Jessica?"

"Well, she was The Fast and the Furious. It was a passionate relationship, and it didn't last."

"Oh! And what about Karen?" his friend asked, gesturing to a girl at the bar.

"She was The Da Vinci Code. She was mysterious and hard to crack, but it just didn't work out."

"Interesting!" The friend gestured to a blonde girl at a nearby table; the player's current girlfriend. "What about Stacey?"

"Easy," said the player. "Stacey is 9 1/2 Weeks. She's sexy, she's easy to look at, but she's forgettable."

The friend walks over to Stacey and tells her what the player said.

"That's nothing," Stacey replied. "Wait until he finds out I gave him The 7 Year Itch."

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