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Three couples, two straight and one gay,....
« on: September 09, 2018, 14:08:21 PM »
Three couples, two straight and one gay, are on a cruise when the ship gets hit by a tidal wave. The ship capsizes and they all drown and find themselves before St. Peter.

The first straight couple goes up and asks St. Peter "Can we enter heaven?"

St. Peter replies "You, sir, are a glutton! You have always loved food more than anything else. You love food so much that you even married a woman named Candy!" In a puff of smoke, they are sent to Hell.

The second straight couple goes up and asks St. Peter "Can we enter heaven?"

St. Peter replies "You, sir, are greedy! You have always loved money more than anything else. You love money so much that you even married a woman named Penny!" In a puff of smoke, they are sent to Hell.

At this point, one of the gay guys leans over to his partner and whispers "It's not looking good, Dick."




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