Author Topic: A woman in her eighties made the evening news....  (Read 1389 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline mary62

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1819
  • Location: United Kingdom
  • Growing old disgracefully.
A woman in her eighties made the evening news....
« on: October 16, 2018, 17:42:47 PM »
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seems quite unique the fact that her new husband was a ‘funeral director.’ After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ringmaster, and in her sixties, she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers.

With a smile on her face, she explained, ‘I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.’




Share me

Digg  Facebook  SlashDot  Delicious  Technorati  Twitter  Google  Yahoo
Smf