I was introducing 2 Friends, one of which says Whatever He's Thinking
Me ......."I'd like you to meet a friend of mine."
Friend 1...."How do you do?"
Friend 2 ....."You want a Big Mac or Whopper that's been in my butt?"
Friend 1 ....."What the hell is wrong with your friend?"
Me........."Oh, don't mind him. He just has ass burgers."
