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Offline mary62

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I was out shopping tonight,....RUDE
« on: March 07, 2019, 12:47:03 PM »
I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, "Olympic." Trying to get into the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife...
"Olympic condoms!?" she asked. "What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!"

Chuckling, I replied, "No, no! You see, there are three colours, Gold, Silver and Bronze!"

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?" she asked cheekily.

"Gold of course!" I said proudly.

She retorted, "Really?! Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

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