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Offline Liz 101

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a few to lighten the mood
« on: April 06, 2020, 08:54:46 AM »
I've washed my hands so much I've uncovered a nightclub stamp from 25 years ago.

Never in my life would i have believed that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth

I'm not sure which is more nerve wracking: taking my temperature, or weighing myself

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Home schooling isn't going so well: two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job  :D

Offline davybill

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Re: a few to lighten the mood
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2020, 09:30:32 AM »
The free nuts in the pub have never tasted the same
Since people have started washing their hands 😃😃😃😃😃

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