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Offline mercury

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« on: November 05, 2006, 18:07:03 PM »
I realise that we haven't started to live in Fethiye permanantley but serveral of my friends and family wanted to know what happens when we die over there (yes I know we stop breathing)lol. I understand that there is no cremation but what about burial? I should think that it costs a fortune to be brought back to the U.K. Any ideas about burials over there.Costs, procedures etc?  Anne ( I told U it was cheerful) but it does have to be faced.!!! x



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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2006, 19:08:07 PM »
i know this is off topic,sorry all and i know i doesnt answer your question,but i hope you have a fantastic life wherever you live,and when the big fella comes a calling ,i hope you enjoy your time up there too..

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2006, 19:15:43 PM »
This big fella you're on about Brum, is he a lift attendant?

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2006, 19:16:53 PM »
Awwww!! Marcus that was lovely thank you. I You will be happy down under too. (Australia that is) x

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2006, 23:16:51 PM »
I'm sorry but I don't care what happens to me after I'm dead! Its just a shell! Thet can throw me in a dustbin - I won't know will I?And whats more I don't care either!

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2006, 23:26:10 PM »
Trouble is Val, there is a choice of dustbins nowadays,
would you like to be recycled?

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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2006, 00:05:41 AM »

I can't think what I would be recycled as but hey! why not!:D:D:D

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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2006, 06:49:48 AM »
quote:
Originally posted by valentine


I can't think what I would be recycled as but hey! why not!:D:D:D



well whats the answer here then..??

if i go first and the mrs meets another bloke,not only does he get my house family and a nice warm spot in front of my fire, does he get buried with my mrs and i end up on me jack jones. what happens when we all get up to hevan,its going to be a bit stressful if ive hooked up with some angle chick and trish wants me back..and what about the new bloke ,wheres he fit in up there???

or is it a swingers paradise in hevan?a bit of a free for all????

or even worse what about if i come back as a spider, hide in the corner in the bedroom,and i have to watch her and the new bloke doing it....jeeezzz,,and what do i have to look foward to,doing it with a spider...or even worse i might come back as a lady spider and have a big hairy thing crawling over me..

im gonna do her in,,,and she can be the bloody spider,why should she have all the fun!!!!!

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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2006, 08:19:27 AM »
This begs another question, What would you choose to come back as?
I fancy being a tortoise,
I could still be in Turkey or somewhere hot:D,
born with a house:D
lead a very leisurely life and live for 200years:D

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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2006, 09:19:02 AM »
come back as a tiger, hate to come back as the middle dog in a sledge team, nose up the one in fronts rear like wise some other dog at the back, can't hear the word to stop the one in front does you get the picture.marcus if you come back as the female spider after hairy's got you,you can eat him.back to topic if their is a christian church in town go see the god bother assuming you are christian,with regards to recycling could be covered in cement as a statue or bent over to provide bike rack.




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