Ah'm frum Leyth (Leigh) near Wiggin (Wigan)
If tha's nowt fot say keep thi' gob shut
If thi brayn wer as big as thi gob tha'd be a clever bugger
Didt 'ere abaet milkmon's 'orse?....it took boggerts this mornin' (it ran away)
Get deawn quick, rent mon's 'ere
Isn't the English language beautiful