Right First or Left First..?

[Scunner]

Mwaaah Mwaaah - when doing the Turkish double kiss, which side is first? I believe the answer is that there is no answer and that is unacceptable and causes chaos and awkward moments.

[Steve (redding43)]

When there I find that if I follow tradition and double kiss a man, then changing the Mwaah Mwaah for a faint but audible mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm when you are near their ear creates more awkward moments

[Scunner]

Yeah Steve but the question is right side first or left side

[Steve (redding43)]

Always left

[Scunner]

I'd say my right (their left)

Not going well so far.

[heather07]

Right then left

[KKOB]

If you do your left first, you'll be doing their left first as well. If you did your left to their right, you'd both have to be facing in the same direction.

Is it me ?  

[marina]

Yes, right then left. (I think!)   

[Highlander]

It's a lot less complicated in Glasgow  

I would say definitely left.

[Scunner]

Yes it is you Alan

If I go to the right, I am heading for their left.

If I do left first and they do right first, we'll miss each other completely