A forum named after the good lady herself
But she is only second place to her own friend, another dizzy Belfast type. It is fair to say that with her flowing blonde locks and "ample chest", this friend attracts plenty of male attention.
On holiday in the Canary Islands I noted her and Steph receiving rather a lot of continental attention from a group of German guys. They were chatting them up, the cheeky krauts. We were leaving so no need to get worked up about it. But the next evening, who turns up but the same lads, second night, same thing.
I went and sat with Steph's friend - she seemed a bit overwhelmed by it all. "Are you ok?" I asked. "Not really, I don't understand what they are saying", she told me. I told her maybe the fact they were German may be behind that. She was absolutely shocked. "Germans? No way! Are they?". "Yes, they are". "My God, I hate germans!".
So she turns to the group of lads. "Hey! Where are you lot from?". One turned round, very staunch and proud..."Ve are Deutsch!"
"Oh Steph, they're Dutch...we thought you were f***ing Germans".