Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum

Property For Sale in Calis Beach & Turkey => Moving To Turkey => Topic started by: mercury on November 05, 2006, 18:07:03 PM

Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: mercury on November 05, 2006, 18:07:03 PM
I realise that we haven't started to live in Fethiye permanantley but serveral of my friends and family wanted to know what happens when we die over there (yes I know we stop breathing)lol. I understand that there is no cremation but what about burial? I should think that it costs a fortune to be brought back to the U.K. Any ideas about burials over there.Costs, procedures etc?  Anne ( I told U it was cheerful) but it does have to be faced.!!! x
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: brummyboy on November 05, 2006, 19:08:07 PM
i know this is off topic,sorry all and i know i doesnt answer your question,but i hope you have a fantastic life wherever you live,and when the big fella comes a calling ,i hope you enjoy your time up there too..

marcus
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: tinkerman on November 05, 2006, 19:15:43 PM
This big fella you're on about Brum, is he a lift attendant?

Tinx
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: mercury on November 05, 2006, 19:16:53 PM
Awwww!! Marcus that was lovely thank you. I You will be happy down under too. (Australia that is) x
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: valentine on November 05, 2006, 23:16:51 PM
I'm sorry but I don't care what happens to me after I'm dead! Its just a shell! Thet can throw me in a dustbin - I won't know will I?And whats more I don't care either!
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: tinkerman on November 05, 2006, 23:26:10 PM
Trouble is Val, there is a choice of dustbins nowadays,
would you like to be recycled?

Tinx ;)
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: valentine on November 06, 2006, 00:05:41 AM

I can't think what I would be recycled as but hey! why not!:D:D:D
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: brummyboy on November 06, 2006, 06:49:48 AM
quote:
Originally posted by valentine


I can't think what I would be recycled as but hey! why not!:D:D:D



well whats the answer here then..??

if i go first and the mrs meets another bloke,not only does he get my house family and a nice warm spot in front of my fire, does he get buried with my mrs and i end up on me jack jones. what happens when we all get up to hevan,its going to be a bit stressful if ive hooked up with some angle chick and trish wants me back..and what about the new bloke ,wheres he fit in up there???

or is it a swingers paradise in hevan?a bit of a free for all????

or even worse what about if i come back as a spider, hide in the corner in the bedroom,and i have to watch her and the new bloke doing it....jeeezzz,,and what do i have to look foward to,doing it with a spider...or even worse i might come back as a lady spider and have a big hairy thing crawling over me..

im gonna do her in,,,and she can be the bloody spider,why should she have all the fun!!!!!

Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: tinkerman on November 06, 2006, 08:19:27 AM
This begs another question, What would you choose to come back as?
I fancy being a tortoise,
I could still be in Turkey or somewhere hot:D,
born with a house:D
lead a very leisurely life and live for 200years:D

Tinx ;)
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: c1 on November 06, 2006, 09:19:02 AM
come back as a tiger, hate to come back as the middle dog in a sledge team, nose up the one in fronts rear like wise some other dog at the back, can't hear the word to stop the one in front does you get the picture.marcus if you come back as the female spider after hairy's got you,you can eat him.back to topic if their is a christian church in town go see the god bother assuming you are christian,with regards to recycling could be covered in cement as a statue or bent over to provide bike rack.
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: janet.gur on November 06, 2006, 18:29:44 PM
Brummy - pure magic - you crack me up

Janet
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: tribalelder on November 06, 2006, 19:00:33 PM
Hi Anne.....there is an area set aside by Fethiye Council for foreign residents.  If you log onto www.fethiyetimes.org.uk  In the headings click on living then scroll down to wills/death it will give you all the info you require.
I think it is essential you discuss this with family as normally here burial takes place within 48 hours of death and it may not be possible for family to get here in time to attend the funeral.
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: mercury on November 07, 2006, 14:03:34 PM
Trust you lot!!!!! but I really needed a serious answer on this occasion so thanks Brian. I will have a look. Anne
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: mercury on November 07, 2006, 14:04:35 PM
Trust you lot!!!!! but I really needed a serious answer on this occasion so thanks Brian. I will have a look. Anne
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: Dippey on November 07, 2006, 14:55:12 PM
**Dreaming** if only i was a moderator. ;)
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: apollo on November 07, 2006, 15:08:59 PM
The Fethiye Times details provide a brief outline. What is really needed is a definitive procedure to follow.
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: Dippey on November 07, 2006, 15:39:35 PM
Sorry for pointing out the obvious here, but if anyone has a question based on a serious nature like this then you should seek professional advice from the British Embassy in Istanbul or The British Consulate in Fethiye. They will advise you correctly and in detail, thats what they are there for.

Dippz
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: mercury on November 07, 2006, 19:23:20 PM
We have asked several couples who have retired to Fethiye and Calis and not one of them knew the answer or had even discussed it with each other and most of them haven't made a will yet. Maybe they think that they are the only ones who are going to live forever!! lol.
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: apollo on November 08, 2006, 07:14:08 AM
The Consulate and Embassy do advise. However, in my experience, their advice is based on government information and what should happen theoretically.

On this forum there is a detailed procedure for obtaining a residence permit. This post has been brought upto date by members experiences.

I think that the original question was looking for something similar.

Someone on the forum may have already done the research or in the worst situation had to help someone through this procedure and therefore has practical experience.

By sharing the experiences prevents a couple of things. It stops 1001 people visiting or telephoning the consulate. Also when the terrible day arrives, maybe late at night or over a weekend, we will at least know where to start.
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Post by: Dippey on November 08, 2006, 07:47:26 AM
Totally agree with you on that Paul, my post was to give another source of information as, apart from Brians, there was no other answer or advise given to Anne.

Dippz
Title: On a cheerful subject
Post by: doll on November 09, 2006, 16:14:15 PM
i think it cost about 2 thousand pounds to be sent back to be cremated in uk
and then those costs for this service
i think they will bury you for about 60 to 70 pounds up by the pound by uzumlu
but within 48 hours of your death.
you need to let your families know which you reqire,
when your dead, you r dead.the living fight out for whats left.