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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: AndyLin on May 26, 2010, 06:21:13 AM

Title: Ponderisms
Post by: AndyLin on May 26, 2010, 06:21:13 AM
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.**
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.**