The
Indian With One Testicle
There once
Was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was
'Onestone'.
He hated
That name and
Asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After
Years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If
Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word
Got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one
Day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
Morning, Onestone.'
He jumped
Up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love
To her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
Day, until Blue Bird died from
Exhaustion.
The word
Got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went
By and no one
Dared call him by his given name until A woman
Named Yellow Bird returned to the village
After being away.
Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
When she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.'
Onestone
Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her
All day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
The next day, made love to her all the next night, but
Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why
OH, come
On... Take a guess !!!
Think
About it !!!
You're
Going to love this !!!
Everyone
Knows...
You
Can't kill Two Birds
With OneStone!!!
