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Bear remover
« on: February 17, 2011, 21:37:06 PM »

 
  A man wakes up one morning in  Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

  He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for    
  "Bear Removers."

  He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

  The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a  
  baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

  "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

  "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up  
  there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
  falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

  The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
  the back of the van.."

  He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

  "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

  "If the bear manages to knock me off the roof first .. shoot the dog."
 :o




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