A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty ofthe house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are thecojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ringtoday." The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it wasdelicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item.When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whateveryou call them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night." "Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does notalways lose.
