Funny yow shud mention Darlo, ad sum grate times years agoo at the Bull stake wiy me mates. We cum up from tippon on cut just forra nite owt, grate it was.
Gud tu see sum good owd black country fowk out theer in Terky sittin in the owd currant bun eh!.
Somebody menshund a brummy twang on ere befower, dow like them brummies and apart from tha yow cor understond a werd them asayin.Cuz yow see they dow spake proper liyke wot we do, dun they?
Any road up cocker cor stop ere cacklein all day gorra goo and get the mess up from me dog (aan flip it over next dooars fence afower they cum um) then ov gorra let me pijins owt.