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Offline kevin3

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Birthday pressie
« on: December 27, 2016, 18:49:17 PM »


     I get on really well with my neighbours.
They happen to be, two stunning looking lesbians..
anyway my birthday was approaching,and they asked me what i wanted,i told them and waited for the day....
my birthday came and they gave me a really nice ROLEX.....
i looked at it for a while,a little bemused,i was'nt expecting that..

What i had actually said to them was.


    I wanna watch. !!



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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2016, 18:57:48 PM »
Sorry, but there isn't a really like button.

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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2016, 19:37:22 PM »
I'm offended.

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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2016, 22:19:18 PM »


     I'm offensive


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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2016, 22:38:30 PM »
I'm off.

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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2016, 22:42:36 PM »
In my opinion

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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2016, 22:48:56 PM »
IMO just in case anyone missed it  ;)

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Re: Birthday pressie
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2016, 01:10:37 AM »
Now that is really offensive.!!! :o :( >:(




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