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Offline mary62

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There was a goat farmer....
« on: June 27, 2018, 10:21:17 AM »
There was a goat farmer named Kassim. One day, his wife went to go feed the goats. Unfortunately for her, the male goat was particularly aggressive, and he mauled her to death.

During her funeral, the farmer's brother came to town. He was amazed at the number of people that had shown up, and told the farmer his wife must've been loved by all the people in the area.

In response, the farmer says, "They're not here for the funeral... They're here wanting to buy the goat!"




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