"Stephanisms"

[Highlander]

Just showed Brenda a Calis sunset I am using as a screen saver on the new iPad and she said that the photo definitely was not taken in 2006

 

[Scunner]

Today's Stephism

She is watching Come Dine With Me. She suddenly says "Look, one of his eyebrows seems to far over". I look up and see three men on screen. "Which one?".

"The left one I think".

[Highlander]

Two gentlemen (one elderly) eventually recognise each other in the waiting room and the younger man moves over to sit with his friend and the following conversation ensues:-

Older gent: How are you.

Younger man:Not great at all and they can't find out what's wrong with me.

Older gent: Ah that's good then

PS My appointment was for 10:10 eventually seen at 11:07