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Calis Beach Forum => Calis Bar and Restaurant Questions and Discussions => Topic started by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 13:03:27 PM

Title: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 13:03:27 PM
I propose this for very good reasons. The main one being, reading it really annoys some people :D
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: sandgrounder on September 20, 2013, 13:35:08 PM
That's me and you stuffed then Keith :o
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 13:38:16 PM
Is it OK if people're fat and teetotal or, slim and drunk ?

Will I have to go on a diet if I want to be drunk in a Calis bar ?
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 13:39:18 PM
People're? :D

Yes those combinations would be acceptable, in moderation.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 13:42:31 PM
People're? :D

Is it not good gramma?
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 13:44:16 PM
Eye em knot shoor.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 13:45:07 PM
That's me and you stuffed then Keith :o

I only do fat and drunk Russ, not sweaty.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: karaokemark on September 20, 2013, 13:52:33 PM
I'll get me coat
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Shamless2 on September 20, 2013, 14:03:17 PM
Is it restricted to men only? Women don't sweat, we glow!
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 14:08:38 PM
You may get a few looks eating your dinner topless
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: KKOB on September 20, 2013, 14:14:53 PM
'Specially if you have 'nasty' tattoos.

(If they're 'unsightly' that must mean you can't see them, right? )
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: scorcher on September 20, 2013, 15:11:54 PM
Were will this all end ? The Head Girl has informed me that some of you boys are not taking this seriously enough. Standards are at stake here in Nirvana so please all shape up or I'm afraid a visit to Matron is a real prospect. and ps - to whom it may concern, it's gnarly, just like me !
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2013, 15:20:23 PM
I prefer to save my G key for words where it isn't silent.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: scorcher on September 20, 2013, 15:32:26 PM
I gnu that.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: julesbob0303 on September 20, 2013, 15:57:19 PM
this has made me laugh so much  :)

keith, you're a KNOB putting things on like this - be careful, cos you'll start certain people off again!   :)
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: echogirl1 on September 20, 2013, 16:21:59 PM
I should like to alter Keith's original title to this post and suggest that All Fat, Sweaty, Drunk people should be banned from Calis.  I was trying to rule myself out of this, as I'm not fat and rarely sweat, but then realised that wandering home in the early hours from the Guitar bar singing hits from that well known classical opera, otherwise known as "Dirty Dancing", may be I have to ban myself as well!!  ;)
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Eric on September 20, 2013, 17:27:38 PM
From Scorcher - "please all shape up".  I am a shape.....round is a shape    ;) ;D
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Shamless2 on September 20, 2013, 17:50:04 PM

You may get a few looks eating your dinner topless
and could be painful if I drip gravy down my front
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: bewva on September 20, 2013, 19:12:20 PM
Does that mean that all the fat sweaty drunks will now drink in Ovacik or Hisaronu? At least I will not be drinking alone. :D
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: kevin3 on September 20, 2013, 20:25:57 PM
The fat sweaty drunks can't get up the hill to that paradise called Hisaronu.
So they all converge down in the bay,innit.       ;)
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Megalita on October 01, 2013, 07:39:00 AM
I quite agree with you Scunner - each description on it's own is OK, but Fat sweaty and Drunk is a definite no no!
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: angela on October 01, 2013, 10:28:51 AM
does it have to be all three in the same person, or if you have 1 drunk 1 fat and 1 sweaty would they all have to go, I'm just a bit worried about my hubby, as he is two of those, and I'm not fat and never drunk but I am inclined to be a tad moist on a warm day, so can I still come?   :-\   ;)
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: WordBird on October 01, 2013, 11:26:17 AM
There is a joke just waiting to be written here.

"There was a drunk man, a fat man and a sweaty man who all went into Calis for a drink...."

Or could be women, obviously. Don't want to discriminate.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: desmartinson on October 01, 2013, 12:01:26 PM
     D F S     men

         they sell furniture don't they?   ;)
   
   
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Kevin Sowten on October 01, 2013, 12:42:13 PM
does it have to be all three in the same person, or if you have 1 drunk 1 fat and 1 sweaty would they all have to go, I'm just a bit worried about my hubby, as he is two of those, and I'm not fat and never drunk but I am inclined to be a tad moist on a warm day, so can I still come?   :-\    ;)

Well I'm never drunk so I guess I'm fat and sweaty !!!!
But only sweaty in Fethiye summer temperatures and curry restaurants (with my top on   ;) )
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: LeeGlo on October 01, 2013, 18:44:43 PM
If you banned all drunk, fat and/or sweaty folks you'd ruin half the businesses in Calis/Fethiye, especially in July - August.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: teetee on October 02, 2013, 09:44:26 AM
I have recently returned from the Fethiye and visited both the Big H and Calis beach and I have to say that I found that the level of SFD's appeared to be about the same in both locations   ;)
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on October 02, 2013, 10:11:12 AM
Glad to say don't remember seeing a lot of drunks in Calis or Fethiye,  The one thing we always note, is it's a families couples area.  Did once see a young Brit having a pee on the road opposite the taxi rank by the Delta Hotel.  My Husband shouted at him for doing it and a group of Turkish men gave my husband a round of applause. 
 However, I understand people walking up and down the prom in Calis in there Swimwear as there is a beach and as we often have lunch on the prom have noted most people do put on a tee shirt or wrap to go into restaurants, but it always baffles me that people staying in Hisaronu put on swimming trunks and bikinis to walk around, as there is no beach in Hisaronu. 
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Scunner on October 02, 2013, 10:17:59 AM
Actually I have nothing against any or all of those - sweaty, fat or drunk within reason. Grtting back to the original motivation that brought this topic up, it's unshirted in restaurants I hate. If you've ever been all inclusive in Turkey and seen greedy fat Russian men with no top on dripping as they reach across the buffet, you'd fully understand.
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on October 02, 2013, 10:20:41 AM
Agree Scunner, I hate to see unshirted men of any weight in restaurants. 
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: Steve A on October 02, 2013, 10:51:22 AM
I always put my topmon when I get into town,on the prom where people are eating and always in a restaurant no matter how hot or the time of day.Mrs a does likewise
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: SuzzPuss on October 02, 2013, 19:34:27 PM
Oh I don't think they'd mind if Mrs A kept her top off.   ;D :-* :-*
Title: Re: Ban Sweaty Fat Drunks from Calis Bars
Post by: IanK on October 03, 2013, 13:11:42 PM
I agree shirts are a must in restaurants AND shops.

Even when I cycle "shirtless" in daytime to change money I always put my shirt on for the couple of minutes or so I am in the shop.

Ian