I was thinking of starting a topic called "Enjoy a comfy seat, great view and a drink for 50p an hour" -
1. Go to Bogazigi
2. Time to get waiter attention to order a drink = 15 minutes
3. Time for drink to actually arrive = 15 minutes
4. Time to drink it = 15 minutes
5. Time to get waiter attention to ask for bill = 15 minute
6. Time for bill to actually arrive = 15 minutes
7. Time taken for waiter to take bill with liras within = 15 minutes
8. Time for bill and change to come back = 15 minutes
9. Leave
Spend: £1 Time taken: 2 hours
And YES, it was that bad.