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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mike A on September 27, 2010, 22:47:42 PM

Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: mike A on September 27, 2010, 22:47:42 PM
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
    The Allergists are scratching their heads, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
    The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
    The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
 Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
     Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
     The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
     Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it.
     The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
     The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were urinated off at the whole idea.
     The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't  have the heart to say no.
     In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London !!


Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: Highlander on September 27, 2010, 23:27:12 PM
:D
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: posleeds on September 28, 2010, 09:02:57 AM
:DHahaha Like it :D
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: Jim Fraser on September 28, 2010, 11:52:06 AM
:D
That appeals to my sick sense of humour
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: tribalelder on September 28, 2010, 15:42:58 PM
Very good.....but own up how many people knew what a proctologist was[?]:D
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: pookie on September 28, 2010, 15:55:05 PM
:D:D
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: cinders on September 28, 2010, 16:58:15 PM
brilliant my sense of humour also :DC
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: mike A on September 29, 2010, 00:12:51 AM
quote:
Originally posted by tribalelder

Very good.....but own up how many people knew what a proctologist was[?]:D



I didn't. But I soon got to the bottom of it. ;)
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: Eric on September 29, 2010, 11:02:04 AM
Its a crap job:D
Title: The improved National Health Service.
Post by: tribalelder on September 29, 2010, 11:37:51 AM
Sign seen on the door of a proctologist

"Orifice Hours 10 until 4"  :D