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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: kevin3 on February 02, 2018, 09:52:10 AM

Title: Paddy's diet
Post by: kevin3 on February 02, 2018, 09:52:10 AM
 

     
An  Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a  diet.

'I  want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat  this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should  have lost at least 5 pounds.

When  the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly  60lbs!

'Why,  that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my  instructions?'

The  Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were  going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From  the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No,  from the f**kin' skippin'