Memory was something you lost with age,
An application was for employment,
A programme was a show on the TV,
A cursor was someone who swore a lot,
A keyboard was a piano,
A Web was a spiders home,
A virus was the flu,
A hard drive was a long trip down the motorway,
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And if you had a 3" Floppy.....well that's another story
