Mercury, that one made me laugh out loud.
My daughter was told by a lady that owns a baby clothes shop in Kirkcaldy that she gets a lot of gypsies in. One woman came in with a baby in a pram and two small girls. When the woman shop owner asked the new baby's name she was told it was Neo and what is your name she said to one little girl. Beyonce she said, so she could not resist it she asked the little girl and her name was Shakira....
However, remember my Mother was Manager in the Bad Debt Department of a large furntiure shop in Liverpool two of her clients where Enoch Tarts and Aphelia Tickle. In fact, my Mother brought a letter home from Aphelia Tickle saying she would not pay for her piece of furniture has she had sawdust in her drawers all the time...