Bellababy - I am not retired, I certainly do not know it all, and I don't think that I wannabee anything.
However, I may well be considered to be an old fart by those who know me, but you don't, so you cannot legimately hold that opinion.
At no time did I laugh at your "question". If you read back through my contributions on The Tax Office thread, I think you'll find that I only expressed an opinion. I also notice that you did not respond to any of the replies made. Why is that.
Anyway, good luck at the Tax Office the next time.