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Offline mary62

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I dropped a knife.....
« on: February 13, 2019, 13:15:37 PM »
I dropped a knife and cut off a toe

After the surgery to attach it, the doctor comes in.

Doctor:I have some good news and I have some bad news.

Me: Tell me the bad news first.

Doctor: The bad news is that they mistook a piece of candy for your toe.

Me: What's the good news?

Doctor: The good news is that the surgery was successful.

Me: What are you trying to say?

Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.




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