Tin Hats Ready!

[Colwyn]

This week Barmy Boris is running the country (in the absence of Theresa May on holiday). By the end of the week bicycles will be allowed on motorways, an underwater airport will be approved for the Thames and Britain (well, England) will have declared war on Iceland. Don't panic! Don't panic!

[davybill]

Yes its wrong, Nigel Farage should be in charge. lol

[JohnF]

This week Barmy Boris is running the country (in the absence of Theresa May on holiday).

I know.  He's a good pal of mine is old Turkish Boris; so much so he's just appointed me as the new Minister for Digital & Online Diplomacy.

I'm thinking of asking Mr Carr if he'll be my deputy...   

JF

[Colwyn]

Yes its wrong, Nigel Farage should be in charge. lol

Things are quite bad enough already without letting Crazy Frog out of his box!

[Stuart T]

Nothing untoward happening on Dartmoor so far.........

......beautiful day and no sign of enemy action, Sir.

(However, tin hat on and bayonet fixed).

Ever vigilant.

[KKOB]

However, tin hat on and bayonet fixed.

They don't like it up 'em ya know !  

[kevin3]

  Well who's running the former Labour Party this week my Bristol buddy.??           Me tin at's gone rusty, will it still work.??

[Stuart T]

Sir, Sir - badger Sir ...

...black and white markings - a big bugger Sir -  but I think he's one of ours.

I was patrolling along a country lane and he slid down (from my right)  in front of me........

.....don't know who was more scared.

Suspect it was me!

He sauntered away from me. (arrogant git).

Dammit - that was unnerving.

Going home now.....

(as per my notebook 20 minutes ago).

Home now - cup of tea and a custard cream should do it.

They're nasty!