On our complex there has been a bit of a stir, there has been some bare breasted women parading around the complex & heaven forbid swimming topless. The funniest has been a women in her late 30's early 40's who was there in just a very skimmpy thong.
Imagine the scene 2 young ladies aged 6 & 7 swimming in the pool, holiday friends, they looked at each other look at the woman, looked at each other again and in a very loud voice one said "LOOK SHES GOT NO TOP ON" as the women then turned on her front the 6 year old said in an equally loud voice "AND SHEs GOT NO PANTS ON" Aunty Lorraine and the other little girls Daddy at that point disowned the girls and distanced ourselves from their rather loud conversation.
In talking to a lovely 16 year old boy, even he asked is that alowd! So even teenagers don't want to see it. We now have a code of conduct which asks guests not to walk round or swim topless - they can of course sunbathe.
A great quote by Joan Collins in Sunday's Mail
"Sorry, but only Wags, chavs and hookers go topless these days"
Lorraine