UBT. I am buying lager because if I feel the need for something wet over Xmas (i.e. not red wine, which is dry) I'm not going to have some plastic ale out of a tin because it is all vile. Bottled beers are OK but even with those I prefer draught. I have sworn off drinking cider since I had my full lifetime quota during my teens and early twenties.
Scunner, it is "premium pilsener finest quality" brewed in accordance with Reinheitgebo (German Purity Law) but I suspect you meant something different.