How To torment staff in Tesco

[KKOB]

I thought I could hear a whirring noise. I thought is was my deaf-aid.

[Tineathers]

Oh Loz, I feel for you. I have to walk away when my "better half" even tries to haggle in Turkey, sometimes over about 50p. Mind you he has got a point, if it says 24 cans,it should be 24 cans.

[Gorgeous_bird]

all I can say is what the hell kind of stir fry was that with Sultanas in it?

[GordonA]

I wanted stir-fry oil for stir-frying, & sultanas for Loz's Christmas cake, so there !!  

[loz]

Tesco again this evening,

I told him he had to buy some new jumpers (he just hates clothes shopping), because he was a 'good boy' and caused no problems he got himself some Wine Gums, offer was 3 packs for £2. Tesco over charged us by 16p (£2.16), so off to the customer service desk where Gordon got 32p back, if they agree it is their mistake they double the amount.
He is now looking for the £50 mistake!!!:

[heather07]

Keep going Loz he will have a fan club soon.  Well done Gordon!!!!!!!

I want membership now so that I have a retirement plan ready for the big day.

[vinvola]

Could someone post a foto of Gordon so that we will not make the mistake of standing behind him at the cashout in Kipa.

[loz]

Please don't start him off about Kipa, get ready for the for lots of expletives!

[pookie]

oh that story has really made my day, and Loz I truelly sympathise as i think I married Gordon's long lost brother.  Mr Pookie would have done exactly the same thing.  

[loz]

For all those not no FB.
New Tesco game, they, Tesco have sent a Newletter to our email address which can be replied to, BIG MISTAKE!
I sent this update to a friend the other day;
 I sent this to a friend the other day,

Gordon has now found a new hobby, annoying the hell out of Tesco staff.  
He has taken quite a liking to Tesco own wine gums, they are in a box with a stamped label stating any 3 (range of sweets) for £2. Now Tesco have a policy where as should an item be incorrectly priced they will refund double the difference, so far he is up by nearly £2 as he chooses to buy 2 bags of their own Wine gums followed by 1 bag of their own eclairs. He gets over-charged by 16 pence, so he pops over to complain at customer services and claims his 32pence. he has taken photos, and complained to management, but as they have done nothing he is constantly buying sweets...lol you just got to love him, even though he is driving me bloody nuts!

Tonight for a treat he is taking me to .............Tesco