Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: BernieTeyze on August 02, 2014, 16:13:03 PM
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Hope this Doesn,t offend anyone..
Every chemist I go past seems to have a viagra sign outside. What does it do, I,'ve heard jokes n stuff but I am not really sure,beeside the obvious. I mean does it have health implications,is it safe to take,how long does it last..err does it last. Who will be brave enough to say they tried it?
Apologies again.. :-[ : :) ;D
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I don't use it but I believe the function is to increase the blood flow to the penis, which helps it to become engorged and thus create an erection. I think it was originally developed as a potential cure for depression but there was an interesting side effect - which may in itself be a cure for depression.
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You thinking of buying Slik a present, missus? ;)
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It just seems so widely available,and I wanted to know the specifics..how long it takes to work,how long it lasts, health indications..if it err affects the natural rhythm of things after.. :-[
You know wordbird..never say never ;)
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If you were thinking of crushing the tablet/s and dosing his Efes with it/them you should be aware of the contradictory effect of Brewer's Droop.
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A waiter in one of the seafront bars told me that his brothers, father in laws son took 2 of these tablets by mistake and couldn't get his trousers on for 3 days. :-\ :-\
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Well I don,t want him to seem happy to see the neighbours : :) ;D
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I wanted to know the specifics..how long it takes to work,how long it lasts
The usual advice in these matters is to give it a try. You know: "Suck it and see!".
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I believe it's used on the menfolk in care homes to stop them rolling out of bed. ;)
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Available on prescription in some old folks homes in half dose only. Apparently works well in keeping men's slippers dryish in the morning.
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I took one and it got stuck in my throat. I had a stiff neck for 2 days.
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I believe it's used on the menfolk in care homes to stop them rolling out of bed. ;)
now they just pole vault out of the window!
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I only take half a tablet.....
Not for sex.....it stops me p*55ing in my shoes.
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As you see Slikmrs your title for this thread was quite wrong. It was bound to end up in playground sniggering and juvenile jokes. Was that why you started it? Surely you expected it?
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Obviously, but so welcome on a no news weekend! ;D
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Actually, it was a genuine question. I always expect all the other replies, it wouldn't,t be cbf without them.
Still waiting for someone to fess up to trying it, and give their opinion. : :) ;D
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At 90tl for four tablets - you must be joking ;)
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Slickers why don't you dose up the old Man and give us a review ( after the watershed of course) ;D ;D ;)
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Sorry got your name wrong, blasted prescriptive text!
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Sorry, what was this topic about :)
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Not sure how this topic got side tracked but have been laughing my head off all night Thanks :)
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I had an ingrowing toe nail removed. I asked the surgeon to prescribe me Viagra to keep the quilt off me foot. ;)
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I work with a guy who took one and didn't feel any effect so he took a second. 20 mins later he collapsed and his mrs ended up phoning an ambulance and he spent a few hours in A & E.
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Apparently you can also buy a special type of Viagra for the eyes.....
It just makes you look hard!!! ;D
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This isnt the place to ask about drugs look on the internet all drugs have different affects and side affects,most of these stupid answers are made up by the drug companies,talk to doctor ,not a wee head from your local bar there is plenty of those on here . ;)
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Trust Lance to wreck the Saturday night mood!!!
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I consider myself told lance. :-[
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Apparently you now have to buy viagra using its pharmecutical name. It's called Mydicksafloppin. ;)
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Sorry, what was this topic about :)
Personally I prefer a Mars bar, a la Mick Jagger & Marianne Faithful ;)
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Sorry i thought it was meant to be a serious question i was wrong , open another bottle of wine echogirl1.
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I tried one once but it had no effect on me whatsoever.
Turned out it was past its swell by date.
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All right you guys, settle down, the question was about anyone brave enough to admit they had tried it, well I tried it when I was married to my 1st wife, and I have to say it worked for me, but did nothing for her, as she caught me in bed with my 2nd wife. ;) :) :)
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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it
from getting sunburned, he had a hat
over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself!"
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loved most of the posts and had a good laugh
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A laugh is good, not many about at the moment, just watched the news, all very depressing, could do with some lighter moments.
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Gives my wife a sore head so stop banging on about it.
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There is a new Viagra on the market now. It's called 007....It makes you want to Roger Moore. ;)
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Some years ago we were buying some "turkish viagra" (which is a sort of seseme paste) to take home to give to a friend for his 50th birthday and our sniggering turned to laughing out loud and kept us going the rest of the holiday....as the shop keeper said most ernestly " you must eat it-not put it on" !!!