Apparently Tesco beefburgers are now low in fat and high in Shergar.
A man has been hospitalised after eating a Tesco burger, first he had the trots.
Now he is in a stable condition.
I've just been to the fridge to check on my Tesco burgers.......And there off.
I was in the cafe in Tesco ordering my food and the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger, so I had a fiver each way.