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Offline bewva

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Tesco's Burgers
« on: January 16, 2013, 18:51:24 PM »
Apparently Tesco beefburgers are now low in fat and high in Shergar.

A man has been hospitalised after eating a Tesco burger, first he had the trots.
Now he is in a stable condition.

I've just been to the fridge to check on my Tesco burgers.......And there off.

I was in the cafe in Tesco ordering my food and the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger, so I had a fiver each way.



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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 19:23:32 PM »
you can now take your hmv vouchers to tesco and say they are for horse meat vouchers  :)

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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 19:43:32 PM »
Tesco Burgers..... UPDATE:

After Horse being discovered in their beef burgers, Its now been confirmed traces of Zebra have been found in Tesco's Barcodes.   :)

Offline Steve (redding43)

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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 19:48:51 PM »
Lol

Will be using these...

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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 20:13:48 PM »
The biggest shock is that meat of ANY kind has been found in Tesco's burgers!

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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 20:45:57 PM »
Do not eat the burgers ......... They're Off !

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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 20:49:27 PM »
  :)

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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 21:38:23 PM »
Another, more dangerous food scandal breaks ...........the French have found traces of tesco value burgers in their horse meat.

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Re: Tesco's Burgers
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2013, 22:09:02 PM »
Dont worry the meat balls are the dogs bollox !!




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