An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed byalmost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver wallsthatcould move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I havenever seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat oldlady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed abutton. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a smallroom. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the smallcircularnumbers above the walls light up sequentially. They watched until it reached the last number and then the numbersbegan to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up againand agorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son............... "Go get your mother."
