Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?" God replied, "So you would love her". Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?". God replied, "So that you would love her". Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?". God said "So you would love her". Finally, Adam asked "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replied, "So that she would love you!".
