> A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an
> 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal
> thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she
> realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and
> without missing a beat, she says:
>
> 'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some as*****'s got my
> pen!'
>
