A keen golfer and his wife walk into a dentist's office. Man says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry
I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I
don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! Today is
Wednesday and we have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:15 already... ".
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled
without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him dear......."
