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Offline snowtop

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Love Story
« on: December 10, 2013, 09:04:15 AM »

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,





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The Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu jab!



Offline honeycombe

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Re: Love Story
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2013, 09:14:13 AM »
Lol

Offline CAROL BROWNE

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Re: Love Story
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2013, 09:31:00 AM »
had my flu in oct still have the flu for over a week

Offline Lotty

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Re: Love Story
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 17:33:37 PM »
Well if it ain't broke don't fix it? I've heard of many people who never suffered with flu but now get it after the jab? Just makes me wary.  ;)

Offline stoop

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Re: Love Story
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 22:44:56 PM »
The jab doesn't give you flu - it's not a live vaccine.

I've had the jab for the last three years with no after effects and no flu.

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Re: Love Story
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 22:59:52 PM »
The present Mrs H had a violent reaction akin to the last time I suggested we have "an early night" after receiving her flu jag this year.

Didn't feel at all well - but enough about me :(

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Re: Love Story
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2013, 07:32:46 AM »
A cup of sage  tea each morning through the winter and a Theraflu tablet at the first sign of a runny nose = no colds or flu for me.
A daily drink of honey and fresh lemon works for 'er indoors




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