Good news on Benefits and Pensions‏

[snowtop]

Just in from  Downing Street concerning Benefits and Pensions


نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چخيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان
نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره
ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ررفت ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش
سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيره ماسايه
 ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست
نقش ديوار و چشم خيرهماپيدا نيست نقش
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[JohnF]

That's bollox, it doesn't mention pensions or benefits at all. 

JF

[desmartinson]

apparently the bigger bollox you have John, the more kids you have and the more benefits you will get in the UK now.      

[Jack13]

nice one mate. can u translate PLEASE? lol

[savoyboy]

I think it says,
Not really changed anything, only that there has been a few more ways to confuse them
  Foreigners.

[tonyb]

 >:(It actually translates into - I'm an Iraqi refugee with 8 kids & I'm a self employed itinerant scrap metal metal collector who has to use a baby buggy to ply my trade. Now where's my van, 4 bedroom house, 450 quid a week child tax credit & by the way, I'm going back to Baghdad for a 13 week holiday & I claim temporary absence, so make f*****g sure you pay my housing benefit, while we are away.And you know what ? I've actually seen a benefit claim almost identical to this !!!

[LEES]

Hohoho best laughter of the day